To keep my kid busy I buy him toys. This father buys his son cigarettes. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s on to something…get the kid so sick of smokes that by the time he reaches 3 yrs, he’ll be done with them for good just in time to move on to something else to get him through those oh so stressful toddler days.  Maybe I should trade my kid’s soother in for a crack pipe.