Today’s random word phrase is “fun coaches”.

YOUTUBE RESULT: “Having fun at the coaches house (melissas)”

Can’t imagine anything but good results on YouTube with these search words. I should have known better. Immediately I find a 6 minute 34 second public service announcement promoting birth control. I challenge anyone to watch this from start to finish without gouging your eyes out with a fork.

It should be illegal to waste of battery power in this manner. Either the Chinese food was laced with crack, or these kids jimmied the lock on mom and dad’s liquor cabinet.