Today’s random phrase is “Pissy Bins”

RESULT: “Bin Urination”. Pissy bin boy!

First off, I can’t believe 5,230 morons have spent 55 seconds of their free time watching some dude piss in a bin….but I guess I just did exactly that. Wonder how many views I would get of a video of me crapping in my kitchen sink??? Secondly, what’s with the music? There’s gotta be some more lively music out there that was written specifically to listen to while urinating. I myself prefer to listen to Salt N Peppa’s “Push It” while I am pissing into bins.

Enjoy.

How do you play “Random Phrase YouTube” ? It’s simple -- and fun! Just use a random two word phrase generator you can find on the web, such as randomphrase.com and use that phrase to search in YouTube. The results can be quite interesting…and odd. From the results based on searching for the phrase on YouTube, I will post the strangest, funniest, most interesting or WORST video.

Let’s get started.

Today’s random phrase: “abused reunions”

RESULT: “Mike gets abused in Fresno”. Mike gets tortured by hordes of little beaner cousins throwing almonds at him during the family reunion in Fresno.”

OK, I think this video is exactly why YouTube was created. It’s 1 minute and 31 seconds of family fun guy Mike and his cousins who pelt the shit out of him with almonds. It’s memories like this that are the reason we all get together to celebrate the family.

Props to Mike for being such a good sport. If that was me they were pelting, I woulda had to get up and action some rolling wheel kicks and flying clotheslines to drop those little pests.